queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

by DrDax December 12, 2012

Queef Juice

Synonym for Chug Jug item in the video game Fortnite

Hey I’m man I’m low and health you got shields or a Queef Juice?

by Some Guy •_• August 27, 2018

John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus

Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin

by John Paul Queef June 28, 2024

Dairy Queef

A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!

"I'm hungry, and I want something good. Ooo! I'll go to Dairy Queef "

by CorruptShaxdow August 10, 2021

diesel queef

The shart after u rip anal beads out of her ass.

Last night me and a friend were playing anal tug of war and when he eventually pulled the beads out I had a diesel queef all over him

by Cumfuckle September 22, 2022

Mouth queef

The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise

After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.

by Xanthern November 20, 2018

Mouth Queef

A mouth queef is the sound exuded from an individuals mouth that sounds a lot like a vaginal queef. NOT to be confused with a burp. A mouth queef is without control from the person peforming the mouth queef.

person A: lol he just burped
person B: nah G, that was a mouth queef

by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 March 19, 2018