potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst

There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.

by Spudlord November 12, 2019

Potato Painter

A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.

Look, another Idaho painter wannabe, fucking potato painter scum!

by Residentialzombe1 December 3, 2019

Potato Day

Every last Thursday is potato day, that means you have to eat something made of potato.

November the 9 (09.11) is the holiest day for the potato. Where you have to eat or drink (vodka) for every meal.

Bro 1: You got the vodka?
Bro 2: Yes of course it’s potato day!

by Holy leader of Potatos November 1, 2019

Potatoof

I am Very bored right now so i thought i would just define a random thing but now im tired so bye

big potatoof

by Continuous Potatoof November 6, 2019

Potato

A potato is a thick ass starch that loves to be sucked on and has eyes all over it

Damn I lite that potato

by Killerwhale$34 November 8, 2019

Potato

Our overlord is a potato, he knows all. eat potatoes and you will gain ultimate power. Also, potatoes and tomatoes are actually the same plant, search it up.

I now know the answer to zero divided by zero, for I have digested a potato.

by TheUlmityFlapperstropper December 27, 2019

Potato

A vegetable but also a word for best friend, without the best friend label

She’s my potato I tell her everything

by Jooms x January 8, 2020