Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!

I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.

by The aj gains November 28, 2020

Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.

Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.

by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020

peanut

An idiot who thinks nuts are living.

Seriously, this peanut is a youtuber???? Like wtf.

by 4380384 December 8, 2020

Peanut butta

Instead of saying punk bitch children respond peanut butta

When you tell at your child and they respond peanut butta

by Stinkpot Trouble December 9, 2020

Peanut

- when one is being cluelessly dumb despite having access to information.

Kevin: These terrorists don’t look like patriots to me... It's deep state Antifa operatives.

Lucy: No, Peanut. They are not Patriots. They are your flying monkeys,homegrown terrorists, QAnon actors. They are the douchebags that go out and do the evil bidding of people like you who like to wind them up like toys and let them do their worst.

by DoombotJen January 8, 2021

Peanutdilla

Like a quesadilla but with peanut butter. The official recipe:

Spread peanut butter between two flour tortilla and microwave to perfection for 1 minute. Invented in California during the 1990s by a five year old.

What could be more comforting than a peanutdilla fresh out of the microwave?

by funkyponystomp February 15, 2021

Peanut butter

A taisty latin girl that always wants to fuck and has a big booty

That mexican girl bella is some yummy peanut butter

by Yummy pussy69 February 19, 2021