One Direction Infection

A horrible diease that cuases the victim to go deaf and eventually dead. It infects a person due to the fact that he/she (Mainly Females) have listened to one direction music.

Infected Woman: OMG! I LOVE THIS ONE DIRECTION MUSIC! LIKE OMG!!!
Man: HOLY SH*T MY GIRLFREIND HAS THE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION! -The man runs far away-

One Direction Infection by Surviorduide December 2, 2013

one-eyed pete 

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting

-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are, one-eyed pete is coming for ya!

one-eyed pete by MvHyphy June 14, 2006

One Man Wrecking Crew

What does it sound like, genius?
A One Man Wrecking Crew is just what it sounds like; a single man who wrecks shit.

This term is used when one guy gets into a fight against more than one guy, and deals some serious fucking damage.

The One Man Wrecking Crew could either win or lose; that doesn't matter. It all comes down to how much destruction he dished out.

This can be applied to violence in either reality (a), or even video games (b).

verb (c)
One-Man-Wreck(ed).

(a)
"Holy shit, man! Your face is messed up!"
"You think this is bad, you should see the other guys. I was a One Man Wrecking Crew!"

(b)
"My entire team quit but me. I lost, but the score was 39 to 41 before the timer ran out. I was a One Man Wrecking Crew!"

(c)
"These four guys jumped me the other day, a bunch of pussy freshmen trying to act tough. What could I do? I felt bad, but I had to either One-Man-Wreck them or let them beat up on me. I chose the former."

One Man Wrecking Crew by One Man Wrecking Crew May 17, 2010

one-minute 

On AIM, when you IM someone right when they sign on, and their buddy info still says that they've been online for only one minute. Most of the time people wait until it says 2 minutes, to avoid feeling like a stalker.

Sally: Omg Jason just signed on and I totally one-minuted him by accident!
Kristin: =-O STALKER!!

one-minute by Lynese March 5, 2006

One Direction

The sexiest boyband out there. Consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and that leprechaun Niall Horan. Special guest appearances include: Olly, Wayne and Thomas singing This Is The Moment.
They came third on The X Factor 2010.
Pure amazingness.
They are gods.
And belong to the 5t4s girls.
Js.

Girl 1: I think I've got One Direction Infection!
Girl 2: Same!

One Direction by We'll be back shortly March 24, 2011

One Hitter Quitter

In addition to being a term for good marijuana, or getting knocked with a single punch, its also a phrase for anything that has a sudden impact. For instance, a disastrous tornado or hurricane would be described as a one hitter quitter. Or an athlete or athletic team particularly in football. Such as Barry Sanders or Reggie Bush who can go the distance for a touchdown at any given moment is known as a One Hitter Quitter. A team with a high powered offense attack,like the Oregon Ducks would be known as a One Hitter Quitter

" The game is close right now, but USC better stayed on their game, Oregon got that one hitter quitter"

"Man I think we need to evacuate, I hear that hurricane thats coming got that One Hitter Quitter"

One Hitter Quitter by dingslinger August 19, 2011

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door 

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door by Libertine October 4, 2005