windows time

the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.

Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.

John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.

by eunerk3b4b March 10, 2010

dagger time

Dagger time is a 2020 motto/mantra for the Detroit Lions, a semi-professional football team in the NFL's NFC North division. However, the primary meaning is that it's what happens in the fourth quarter when you continue to play man coverage even though your secondary is completely decimated, which allows the other team to run and pass all over you because you run the most obvious plays over and over. When in dagger time, even Chicago's Mitchel Trubisky looks like Joe Montana.

The Detroit Lions went into dagger time mode and got clowned by the opposing team.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

ape time

Ape time a time when u go batshit crazy and beat people to death and sometimes u eat or yet ur own shit

Jason: grant is it ape time yet

Grant: yes brother ape time has come

Jason: yes brother i shall yet my shit at someone

Grant: starts stabbing someone

by Jason the crack man November 8, 2019

time warped

when your so drunk you are going in and out of blacking out, and keep coming to in different places. Also when a walk feels like it should have taken a long time but since you were drunk it only felt like a few minutes.

Dude where are we? Idk man, I time warped into Dennys.

by MRTVMA December 1, 2014

Krishna Time

When you play with your foreskin in public

Why’s that guy playing with his foreskin

Oh it must be Krishna Time

by JackPavlick December 8, 2021

Resperm time

Like a respawn time but with sperm.

The average time taken between cumming and your next erection.

Daniel has an extremely large resperm time so he can only cum once a night.

by CGeist November 12, 2011

Tummy Time

That part of the day where you get to lie down on your stomach after eating a large and/or satisfying meal. For some, it is the bane of their existence. The best part about tummy time is that it can happen 3 or more times per day!

Person 1: Dude I just ate the meal of my life. It's Tummy Time.
Person 2: What's that, bro?
Person 1: You lay on your tummy and just relax. It's uber therapeutic.

Person 2: Whoa, sounds like heaven. I'm gonna have to start fitting that into my schedule.

by youknowsimone May 2, 2014