tattoo real estate

The non-inked parts of a heavily tattooed person's body. Bare skin that is a gold mine for tattoo artists.
Jen got another tattoo? Where? She's running out of tattoo real estate to put anymore ink on.
by Lo fo sho August 14, 2010
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Dylan Reale Treez

A local Irish urban legend. Said tone a mythical creature who smokes copious amounts of treez. Very little is known about Treez, however it is said to be a cross between the banshee, the boogieman and Bob Marley.
Some sensed Dylan Reale Treez last night. This because of the wicked stank of treez bout.
by yurthunter November 29, 2018
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markiplier isnt real

He isn't real, it's just not true, too good to be true. If your here from years after, here's a bit of nostalgia <3
Markiplier and all of his friends and family telling the truth: Markiplier isnt real
by The truth about what is real January 09, 2021
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The Real Life Griffins

The Reality Show parody of The Real World,That The Griffins Were on Because Meg Was Embarassed By Her Family So She Went On Diane! and A TV Executive Saw Them.
The Real Life Griffins Fired Meg! WooHoo! YAY!
by Seagulls Of Satan August 04, 2008
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real grownup job

A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.

A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
by Danny Delinquent July 18, 2006
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