Toilet Nuts

When one (male) is going to the bathroom (usually for a number 2) and after the subjects nuts have been on the inside of the toilet bowl and come out cold.

"Dude I think im gonna be off my game for a while after that trip to the b-room"

" Man you got the Toilet Nuts?"

" Yeh dude they are as cold as the other side of the pillow"

by spencer vg. October 16, 2007

nut fold

The worst possible starting hand in Poker - the seven deuce off-suite.

Well... I have the nut fold again!

by Ben Shapira October 2, 2008

smut nuts

Musty, hairy, funky nuts. Overused and under washed.

What stinks? Probably Sam, he has smut nuts.

by Junebug6464 April 23, 2014

blasting a nut

To ejaculate very forcefully. To shoot cum deep inside a woman's vagina with ball-jarring force. To feel one's testicles, scrotum and entire male-genital region spasmodically convulse and tighten concurrent with the projectile ejaculation of semen from the penis.

Dude, Penelope's pussy is so damn tight she had me blasting a nut within the first few minutes of fucking.

by Richard Mucus June 8, 2014

Aqua nut

The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis.

Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

Sir, all the fish in this pound have been aqua nutted.

by Flantman1 July 13, 2019

deku nut

Literally the language of saying deku and nut repeatedly...mainly nut

Deku nut used in smash bros

by Smash bros god March 15, 2019

nut flush

Urinating after masturbation, in order to 'flush out' the residual nut left in the shaft of the penis.

"Bro I just rubbed one out and I forgot to nut flush. Now the end of my knob is stuck to the inside of my underpants."

by LancelotLongBottom June 7, 2019