meat time 

Beating your meat after school

Yo today is meat time so when I get home I'm gonna beat my meat

meat time by Watermelon1"2971 February 16, 2017

meat broom

An extremely long penis with a bulbous tip which makes it resemble a broom. It's used to sweep dust bunnies out of a pussy.

"Bro, I found this sweet Gmilf. I cleaned her with my meat broom."

meat broom by crepuscular March 11, 2017

meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.

meat to seat by Cooter polluter April 16, 2017

meat slobber 

someone who is good at sobbing a dick or sucking one, or a whore.

joe: give me head you meat slobber.
Amanda: ok.

Steve: bro i just got nudes from a hot girl.
Bart: its nothing special she's a meat slobber.

meat slobber by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

Meat runs

When you and your crackhead friends steal a bunch of meat from different grocery stores, then sell it on the street for more dope money.

Yo, lets go do some meat runs so we can go buy some more crack.

Meat runs by M.runz July 10, 2017

Meat boat 

Double stuffed chalupa

Can you order me a meat boat at Taco Bell?

Meat boat by Willowmom July 12, 2017

meat on the floor

Scheduled for sex
On call for booty
An approaching appointment for butt
Non gender specific*

"Hey fam, you tryna go to nandos this Friday?"
"Cant do it bro, ive got meat on the floor"

meat on the floor by KingDio July 12, 2017