Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Teacher: Alright class it's time for today's math lesson. Now before we start can someone please define math
Student: Mental Abuse To Humans that spells out math and is the meaning

by Chenoa22 December 18, 2016

math sickness

The stressed and exhausted feeling you get from being in math class too long.

I was in class so long I was starting to get math sickness

by Tmax03 February 6, 2019

math

Supposedly torture, if you listen to them. But math is a source of enjoyment and happiness if you look at it from the "RIGHT ANGLE". Looking at it from just a 2D perspective is a boring view. If you're bad at it, you won't enjoy it. If you did Algebra I in 1st grade, you'll love it like me. If you did Trigonometry before middle school, you'll also love it. Pre-calculus before 7th grade, you'll also like it. It can also help you in a dire situation.

Person 1: I HATE MATH!!!
Person 2: I LOVE MATH!!!
*start fighting like crazy*
Person 2: I won with the power of math!

by HaloExpert422 September 9, 2016

Math buddy

A name you call the hot guy that sits beside you in math class. Usually the BIGGEST (you know what i mean ;) fuckboy in your entire school. Instead of concentrating on your math work you daydream about things you'd do to him ;)

Oh man, Math Buddy looked Fine as fuck today, Id climb him at any moment if i had the chance.

by Blondie007 March 7, 2017

Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.

Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.

by Numerati August 4, 2024

Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions

Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again

by Nousername777 February 6, 2021

Math

The worst thing ever

" I hate math." Says every kid on this planet

by exposer456 December 14, 2021