Shoe-gazing

Obsessively shopping for shoes online that you know you will not buy. *but probably will buy*

“I went Shoe-Gazing on JustFab today and found the cutest boots”

by KrawTheBirdKing January 9, 2021

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Shoe

Something you put on your foot

Look a thingy to put on your foot. Yeah thats a shoe.

by Shoe 456 May 18, 2020

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Thirty fifth shoe

The shoe thirty five year old people stuff up their ass when people tell them they are having a mid life crisis

John take out that thirty fifth shoe from your wife's ass

by Real value August 29, 2019

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Clown Shoes

about a size 23

Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"

Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"

by DJamesK1 January 26, 2011

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Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.

Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.

by Spyan July 29, 2022

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