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Rib the Baby

The act of masturbating after an incomplete sexual satisfaction session. In other words, masturbating after your lady stops pleasuring you right in the middle of the act.
Man 1: Dude my girlfriend just stopped blowing me halfway through!
Man 2: Whoa man what are you gonna do?
Man 1: Man, I'm gonna go Rib the Baby all over her pillowcase.
by Weaton Leemour December 15, 2008
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Baby Kangaroo

When man has a boner and tries to hide it by tucking in the waistband of his pants only to have the head of his dick pop out of the waistband, resembling a baby kangaroo in its mother's pouch.
Last night at the club, a girl was grinding on me so hard she gave me a hard-on. I tried to hide it by tucking in my waistband but when my dickhead peaked out it looked like I was carrying a baby kangaroo.
by TheDuctchPalindrome February 16, 2014
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shower baby

when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies
Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!
by jack master bates April 7, 2010
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Snot babies

When someone is performing fellatio and gets a load of cum in their mouth and then laughs shooting the cum out of their nose. i.e. like when someone shooting milk out there nose but with cum instead.
She was giving me a blowjob and right after I came she shot snot babies out of her nose.
by Brain in the Rain November 15, 2011
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Baby Zkoz

State College, PA based urban recording artist currently signed under the 2306 label.
Broke into the hip hop scene in late 2004 with the dropping of the highly touted "New Revolutionz" album and international hit track "Tenement B*tch."
Quickly gained recognition for his ability to blend feelings of pain and anguish of life in poverty with jaw-dropping lyrics and club banging beats.
Made the controversial choice to remain underground in early 2005.
Boasts an almost cult-like following of fans, pledging their alleagance to his work.
Other works include the holiday album "Atheist Crimace" and follow up "Atheist Sunday" freestyle recordings.
New Album projected for release in Dec. 2005 focuses on Baby Zkoz's affinity for blowing marijuana smoke, bearing the name "Old Faithful."
"Baby Zkoz's new album is so ill it made me wanna kill myself"

"Ya'll hear the new Baby Zkoz album drops Dec. 22?!?"

"Nah, Baby Zkoz ain't really a baby, go 'head and check out that massive dong."
by 2306 Records February 19, 2005
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Liquid Baby

I was surfin' some porn and wankin' it, and I got liquid baby all over my keyboard!
by John April 21, 2004
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Lindbergh Baby

Murdered son of Charles Lindbergh. Murder unsolved for some time now.
It's been 71 fucking years and they STILL haven't found out who murdered the Lindbergh Baby yet.
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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