Pocket spaghetti

When an awkward person is saved from embarrassment by offering their pocket spaghetti

“No I won’t exclusively date you”
(Pulls out pocket spaghetti)
“Oh shit aight”

by Spitballer666 October 09, 2020

Pasta Pockets

a disease that causes you to look like an elf and stick massive amounts of pasta down your coat pocket

Nick: yo why do you have your hands in your pockets?
Pasta Pockets: Shut up I said no AHH comments
Nick: Yo man you got fucking pasta in your damn pockets
Pasta Pockets: Shut up AHH

by Senor Merk May 14, 2008

pocket rocket

A phrase making reference to the BD-5 experimental homebuilt aircraft, an example of which was used by James Bond in the initial action sequence of the movie "Octopussy" which starred Sir Roger Moore in 1983.

Are you going to fly that pocket rocket?

by Juan Jimenez August 28, 2005

pocket fucker

someone who engages in the act of pocket fucking. pocket fucking occurs when two individuals forcefully insert their hands into each others front pockets.

you're such a pocket fucker!
ooh pocket fuck me.

by m&m January 26, 2005

Pockets Guacamole

When somebody reaches in their pocket and they find that a candy bar has melted and their pocket has become sticky and filled with goop. Similar in consistency to guacamole.

Put your hands on my tummy, Pockets Guacamole

by BannanaSammitch April 26, 2011

hot pocket

/'hat-'pak-et/ noun (origin from overly processed white trash foods of america and the never ending search for vagina euphamisms) 1: vagina; 2: vagina; 3: vagina; and/or 4: diseased vagina, as in the 4 cheese variety

Jane went to the gynecologist to have her hot pocket examined.

by Rebecca Simon April 03, 2007

Pocket Emo

A really cute emo boy or girl,where every time someone happens to see on they happen to say:OMG he/she is soooo cute!! I want one!!!

Person 1:(emailing friend):OMG look at meh boyfriend!!
Person 2:Awww!! how cute!! I want one!
Person 1:He's my little pocket emo!

by xx_emo_xx_anime_xx_luvr October 12, 2007