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hot carl 

Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.
hot carl by yourgod December 28, 2005
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Hot Wendy 

A lewd act similar to a hot carl. Whereas a hot carl involves shitting in someone's mouth and taping it shut, a hot wendy substitutes a used tampon for the fecal matter.
I totally gave Howe a Hot Wendy.
Hot Wendy by Phunkspace March 3, 2005

Hot Soapy Bath Wank

To run oneself a hot bath with plenty of buddles/foam available with the sole intention of wanking. Associated with the big wank
Dave: So what you get upto last night dude?
Tom: nutin, Just surfed the web for porn for a while and decided to treat myself to a hot soapy bath wank.
Dave: ah-men to that bro, hi five.
Hot Soapy Bath Wank by superT's August 14, 2010

Hot Haddad 

To Take a hot steaming dump on your finger (your index) and smear it into someone's ear.
George gave Jonny a Hot Haddad.
Hot Haddad by IIIIIJARIIIII October 23, 2011

Hot Toddie 

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.
Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie
Hot Toddie by Guywhohugs December 19, 2018

hot bev' 

A Hot Bev' or hot beverage, can be used in place of any hot drinks name. Instead of Tea, Coffe, Hot Chocolate etc.

Commonly used as a quick way to ask if another person would like to go and get a hot drink
James: '' Hot Bev'? ''

or

James: '' Josh, you had a hot bev' yet? ''

Josh: '' Nah mate, lets go get a hot bev' beofre the milk runs out ''
hot bev' by JwJr-h April 6, 2007