hood snag

Someone who called someone a hood snake after bidding on a blanket that you wanted but didn’t get because you were too late

Ur a hood snag don’t come near me

by My name and a pap pap August 22, 2020

the hood whore

Usually an ugly duckling who thinks she is hot shit. They get pregnant in high school by your local drug dealer who only sells grams of weed. She usually engages in sex for cigarettes and drugs. The hood whore is believed to be learned behavior(Usually gets it from her mama). The hood whore tends to brag about sleeping with men in relationships. She is usually in and out of your local county jail. She will brag about being crazy and petty. The hood whore has no motivation and bad hygiene. You can usually find your hood whore in a low budget hotel, the abortion clinic, your towns local bar, and the welfare office. She will brag about getting to a “bag”(check) while working 22 hours a week making $8.55 a hour. The hood whore is usually infested with STI’s.

Sean- I have to go get checked out. I herd Brittany had a STI. I slept with her without a condom on and I’m freaking out!

Tori- that’s what you get for having unprotected sex with the hood whore. She sleeps with everyone bro.

by The realist woman November 16, 2017

Hood Groupie

A girl that is fascinated by the neighborhood gangsters and their gangster lives. They usually have sex with them by house hopping around the hood and forcing a reason to be part of their everyday lives. Some flash their gang sign and tag their names like if they were jumped in.

That fucken hood groupie needs to get a life and stop house-hopping around the hood.

by Blaze1-4-the-Nation September 27, 2022

hood hogwarts

The alternative school of Hogwarts school of Magic and Wizardry. There for kid with special ability (x-men clan) .

Ma! I made it in to Hood Hogwarts because Hogwarts was too expensive too expensive to go to.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 May 3, 2021

red hood gang

The coolest gang in the world. you are VERY lucky if you are part of the red hood gang (RHG for short)

"whoa dude! you're part of the red hood gang?! You're so lucky."

by Redhoodgang February 15, 2022

Hood abortion

A hood abortion is when you and yo girl do not want the baby, so you punch the female's stomach to kill the lil nigga inside of her.

"Derek's girl wanted a hood abortion, so he agreed to her request and gave her one by punching her stomach"

by HEXAZ! September 25, 2024

Hood Thumper

Hood Thumpers are those curiously tame rabbits that come looking for a snack under the bird feeder in your urban back yard. It's not clear where they come from or where they live, but they have a greater cuteness factor than that of the urban squirrel.

Bob: "Hey Tom, your cats are freaking out on the back porch, what's up with that?"

Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"

by yamageke July 7, 2011