by Shocker plus April 5, 2019

by CarrayWaySeed November 30, 2020

by Nah Man I don't wanna July 7, 2021

The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.
"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"
by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023

To be considered one an individual must be able to accomplish back breaking work by no help; muscular body; big penis; crazy individual
by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.
by Mr. Wonderfull September 7, 2018

a strange creature that can be kind at times and has amazing tase, also a very misunderstood creature, many claim it to be weird
by heroblazekicker February 25, 2022
