by Im.ET.1 February 24, 2017
Get the hammer swingingmug. Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
by Jackyjim January 8, 2022
Get the Velvet Hammermug. A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021
Get the austin hammermug. Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.
I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.
by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025
Get the OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMERmug. When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
Get the Hammer Stonedmug. Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
by Royisab December 13, 2022
Get the Hammer Swingermug. I used a hammer to drive the nail into the piece of wood.
Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.
Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.
by Daniel H. B. June 24, 2019
Get the Hammermug.