by Snailzy April 14, 2023
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by Vllllll December 1, 2023
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This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""
by TheOne390 December 11, 2023
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by Plancton from Hillary or scabs November 28, 2018
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Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.
Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.
Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.
by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017
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"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
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