mexican hammer

A mexican Guy with a extremely Large Penis

Maria says she like mexican hammer's

by Miguellito123 July 5, 2016

Hammered Leprechaun

The hammered leprechaun is a quadruple entendres. It is 1) a leprechaun with a strong muscular physique, 2) a leprechaun with a huge penis, 3) a leprechaun that is drunk and finally a speakeasy bar in Stonington, Connecticut named 4) The Hammered Leprechaun.

The Hammered Leprechaun is the greatest bar. Fantastic happy hour and the owner is a muscular, well endowed man who always has a beer in his hand.

by 0neHugeWang! November 24, 2024

hammer-gleagand

the level of drunk where u want to see balls smashed by a hammer.

"Bro that guys is hammer-gleagand AF."

by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018

hammer

a big mistake. A catostrophe of epic proportions that will cause the responsible party to get in serious trouble. From the shortened phrase "you would have been better off to throw a hammer into it!"

Ex 1 Dude, you really hammered last night...you need to stay at my place while the dust settles?

Ex 2 "What happened to Joe?"
"He got fired because he hammered the big order."

by stasis___ January 27, 2007

Full of Hammers

ADJ

1.- To tell many lies or untruths.
2.To be inebriated to a point of rambling.

Origin Hitchin Hertfordshire 2011

"i don't believe a word of that, you're full of hammers matey"

"Went out, saw a few friends got full of hammers and came home early the next day"

by redc85 January 16, 2014

Van hammer

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holy shit ike really wants this van hammer

by ikesa May 1, 2022

Halle Hammer and Dylan Iverson

These two are very dirty minded! They are perfect for each other! They are both extremely short and are great toe lickers. They will always have feelings for each other and will have trouble letting each other go. They should definitely date!

Person 1: Halle hammer and Dylan iverson are literally perfect for each other!
Person 2: I heard they were caught in the bedroom last night!

Person 1: Wouldn’t surprise me

by Bob rickie May 25, 2022