How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
Get the It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. 
Having some fun in the bedroom with your brother's girlfriend.
It's what you think it is. Lots of fun.
by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022
Get the Funmug. A penis that is smaller then average (less then 5 inches) not tiny like a micro-penis but definitely small in size. It can still pleasure a women but not one she will brag about to her friends. A favored size for anal sex because it's never a painful size
My boyfriend has a fun-size dick. It's not big its smaller then average. Compared to a little tiny snicker bar
by Bi-polar bitch September 10, 2021
Get the Fun-sizemug. Jill: *wont stop talking and flailing*
Diane: what the hell is wrong with Jill?
Anne: what? nothing. she’s just bein spazzy and fun
Diane: oh lol. we should hang out with her
Diane: what the hell is wrong with Jill?
Anne: what? nothing. she’s just bein spazzy and fun
Diane: oh lol. we should hang out with her
by B-lam September 26, 2022
Get the Spazzy and funmug. You and your fun size activities…
by The Understandable taker July 30, 2023
Get the Fun size activitiesmug. by Briansdaddy March 29, 2024
Get the Thekst funmug.