full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014

full batty wham

Putting all the beans behind it. Fucking digging like a chopper and ripping 550watts in an 8 at rate 12.

When we hit tier 3 I was full batty wham for at least 300m.

by NorwichB June 24, 2017

texas full nelson

A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.

Even if he wanted to, Barry couldnt escape Ryan's texas full nelson

by User202 January 11, 2017

The Full Scrooge McDuck

Fucking on and or in a hoard of gold, a treasury/bank vault, or a pile of money.

Dating a bank manager has it's benefits, he gave me the full Scrooge McDuck in the vault last night.

by lunartic39 March 24, 2017

Full wrap around

When your front bush grows thick and true, all the way through the gouche and wraps around into your ass bush, thus completing the full wrap around.

I took her home from the bar and things were going well, until she suddenly and inexplicably felt sick moments after seeing my full wrap around.

or

Q: Don't you find that bike seat too hard?
A: Not a problem, I'm rocking a full wrap around

by Myette27 May 14, 2017

Full Cavity Workout

Giving a Wet-Willy to your partner then retrieving the finger before it gets too deep and is lost, drenching the finger in piss, coke, or whatever else you please, then maneuvering it about the anus, being careful to not be sucked in by it, and finally, making them get a full whiff of its scent, by placing your finger on the inside of their nostril, and there you have it, all of the exercise you'll ever need. Amen!

Hey Lard!
Oh, hey Fag, got some puss last night.
Bet you didn't.
Yea dude, I have her a Full Cavity Workout!

by Con2356 May 9, 2016

Full-throated support

When you're a posh upper-class Brit who can't say in straight words that you suck dicks, but must still mention it in proper conversation.

Alastair: I have given Boris Johnson my full-throated support for the past 30 years, if you know what I mean.

by Lamaredia January 31, 2022