Flarking

Flarking: When someone fakes sleeping and farts because their body wouldn’t do that in a sedative state. Flarking .. Farting while fake sleeping

Dude I know you’re not flarking over there,

I can tell your awake.

by MattyBrady May 9, 2025

flarking

flarking, jorking your peanits but in a farkle from girl meets world way.

oh my god im flarking it

by tyfawn July 17, 2025

Flaming Hot Toppie

When a torta gives head while her hands and lips are still covered in hot cheeto dust

"A bro that torta last night i bought the hot cheetos for, gave me flaming hot toppie on the way home. Now my junk is red and swollen."

by Kiss MahWeenah August 11, 2025

Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole

Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)

by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025

Flaming Pucker

The burning sensation which takes place in the sphinkter after consuming spicy foods, usually occurring during the mornings first bowel movement.

Habanero peppers, jalapeño peppers, ghost peppers, etc.

Man, I really need to take it easy with the spicy foods!
I had a Flaming Pucker this morning after last nights spice fest!

by SABER DUDE 😁 October 26, 2025

falking

an act where you rip of someone clothes rape them and cut off their limbs give them anal until you cum and lock them up and rape their family until they die

lets go falking

by aint no way bro ur gay November 4, 2025

falkingschiet

raping someone after cutting their limbs off and giving them anal until you cum and raping theyre entire family until theyre dead

wanna go falkingschiet?

by aint no way bro ur gay November 4, 2025