Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole

Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)

by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025

Jraierner

A dude who sticks his dick in soft shell tortillas at Kroger to test their softness. Can also use it to test other objects, such as hotdog buns, OREO ice cream cake, American cheese, jar of Vlasic dill pickles, soft soap hand soap, toilet paper roll, fresh salmon, whole turkey, toilet scrubber, mechanics oil, donuts, pampers diapers

Hugh Neutron: hey bro! Have you seen that jraierner at Kroger?

Tickles McBeth: Bitch I am that jraierner I be jraiening my dick all over them tortillas!!

by Cazzerz_ January 19, 2025