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A mix between Chlamydia and Herpes. Someone has Chlerpes when they have both Chlamydia and Herpes, it is not an actual disease.
I hope I don't get chlerpes from that chick I screwed last night.
Chlerpes by SygnusX1 July 16, 2008

FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN 

The sound Hitler made after he shot himself.
"FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN" Hitler's last words.

Chloevage 

In reference to a scene or outfit in which Allison Mack's (Chloe on 'Smallville') cleavage is very evident.
"Dude, this episode has some serious Chloevage!"
Chloevage by Perphekt September 12, 2008

nerdi-chlorians 

Nerdi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living nerds. They give their counterpart a characteristic called worldly ignorance.

This person/thing becomes unaware that his behavior appears odd to others. If you told him so, he would not believe you. If you explained why, he would not understand.

Nerdi-chlorians are a way to measure the person's nerdiness; their stupid behavior.
Evan: Ughh, what a fuckin' nerd!
Karl: I know, he must have a high nerdi-chlorian count.

Chlo job 

the best thing tht will ever happen 2 u ever!
she gave me the best chlo job
Chlo job by dabestattougne December 31, 2008

chloemydia 

that person has a serious case of chloemydia

rangas have serious chloemydia going on
chloemydia by poppy2 February 28, 2009