Deployed Card

Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.

I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.

by Sakeenah October 10, 2009

UNO Reverse Card

No Bro! Not me!!! It's you

Me Visits My Friend.
My Friend: "You speak alot. You can never stop talking! You're so childish!"
Me: UNO Reverse Card
My Friend: "I never speak a lot and I can stop talking and I am not childish!!!"

by Greg I.M.Spooky June 3, 2022

cards against humanity

the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER

I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.

by Thepenispull December 13, 2021

vleis card

Similar to face card (essentially just your face, but from a beauty/vanity perspective), a vleis card is your penis, or a dick pic.

"Vleis" (rhymes with "face") is the South African Afrikaans word for "meat"

Girl, Peter I asked peter to show me his vleis card and, OMG, he's really packing!

by Original_MNH April 12, 2024

The credit card

A sexual act where a man spreads a woman's/man's behind and slides his penis between his/her butt crack in an up and down motion, like a credit card.

"Oh Jake! He was so fine, he did the credit card on me after!"

by The ass crack smuggler August 7, 2025

Credit Card

The act of swiping your hand down one's buttcrack as if your hand was a credit card

Person 1: I'll give you five bucks to go credit card that kid.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.

by holtster March 9, 2016

Queen Card

A female K-pop idol group that makes a hit, but never gets quite as big as the others. It's kind of an underrated but also a somewhat underperforming show compared to the bigger idol groups.

Miles: "I just watched Queen Card yesterday. Oh my god, I'm twerking on the runway!"

Cassandra: "Ew, you watch women twerking all day? I'm not talking to you anymore. I bet you want me to do those lewd dances, too."

Miles: "Oh my god! How did you know? Queen Card! Queen Card! I'm twerking on the runway... I'm twerking on the runway!"

by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023