barnacles

Weird growths, genital warts, skin tags, mulluscum, or other STD particles that occur with skin to skin contact usually pertaining to the areas not protected by a condom.

Even with protected sex it takes time for the barnacles to start to grow.

Chick: "You know that guy is packing hamburger meat with barnacles."

Chick 2: "He and his barnacles can keep their distance."

by sexylady111 September 27, 2012

barney gumble

A smelly mess on the sole of the blogosphere's shoe

"Wipe your feet! Don't track that barney gumble in the house."

by Sideshow Bob September 9, 2003

barnyard

Someone or something that is messy and/or smelly. Eating, behaving, or dressing like a pig or many other farm animals.

Ashley Durkin is sooo barnyard when she eats.

by Loreen August 3, 2007

Barnyard

Referring to a women's foul smelling vagina resembling a hog lot.

When she dropped her panties her pussy was strait Barnyard.

by ronaldmexico April 24, 2008

barndoorp

1) Someone who is a master in both ninjitsu and engineering.

1) Barndoorp PWNs.
2) That guy is almost as cool as barndoorp!

by Tojo-Mojo October 29, 2003

barnyard barnes

An alias used by certain people to hide their true identity and sound like a country yokel.

See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones

Where are you Barnyard? Casa de Barnes or the farm?

by Brad March 1, 2004

barnzey

Barnzey, is a person that thinks that C pwnz C++ but it doesnt. He thinks this because he lives in a gay fantasie programming world with other C nerds.

im 1 leet mother frick, cause i program C!!!11111oneone

by w00 November 1, 2004