Half-arsing

Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.

Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."

Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."

by Joools November 28, 2022

Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009

Areli

Means flower in Egypt. Also the biggest swiftie on Earth

Areli only listens to Taylor Swift.

by TswizzleRep December 4, 2023

Wynne, AR

A place where almost everyone is fake and where the only fun things to do are meth and go to jail. Also the schools fucing suc major dic fuc you wynne schools :)

Hey look it’s a stupid dummy head from wynne, AR

by Kroger ;) March 27, 2019

arse chewed

meaning getting told off, by someone, could be parent, teachers or managers

"i got my arse chewed at work for being late

by uk girl September 15, 2008

Areli

Areli is a fine ass girl who every boy wants but can't have. They would love to touch, but don't dare to. She is the most beautiful girl I've ever met, she has gorgeous eyes and an adorable laugh, shes always down for fun. some people think she a thot or a hoe but that only because there jealous . she is known to be the freaky type and could use some extra fun once in a while. Lots of girls are envious but she deals with their sh*t. she is good in bed. Areli is bad 🥵😍.

If u have an areli never let her go

Boys say "heyyyyyyyyyy Areli"

by baddie _2008 September 3, 2020