Apple Computer

The computer that is perfect for anyone that barely knows how to turn on a light switch.

Bob - "What computer should I buy"
Sam - "What is the square root of four"
Bob - "I don't know"
Sam - " Buy an Apple Computer"

by jimmy_the_geek April 20, 2011

Apple Aids

A popular mixed drink consisting of apple cider and Goldschläger.

Some girl gave me apple aids at a party; it was amazing.

by Frederick Pompernickelson August 9, 2010

Apple Tucking

When you place/shove your nipple in someones butt.

My boyfriend and I are into apple tucking before sex.

by cs000119 April 23, 2009

Drunken Apples

1. A group of teens (or twenty-year-olds who act like teens) that have gone to a bar and gotten drunk. Usually applies to girls.

2. Non-plural version, Drunken Apple, refers to only one individual who has become drunk and/or acts drunk.

3. The title of a nonsense media file about apples & apple juice making someone drunk.

"You see all those drunken apples come out of that bar?"

by GalaxyDancer May 23, 2005

apple muffin

The best muffin in town.

Oh my god that apple muffin was orgasmic!

by wizzlez January 19, 2009

Apple Throw

A term used by men to describe the horrible condition a woman's teeth are in, indicating that an apple thrown at her face would stick to it.

Guy 1: "So did that girl go down on you last night?"

Guy 2: "Hell, no. Not with those teeth. She was an Apple Throw."

by Angelshark February 4, 2013

apple core

To lay one down Teabag them ,while inserting the erect penis in said butthole of teabager.

josh is so nasty he tried pull apple core on me.

by Clayton T. July 22, 2007