Apple Computer

The computer that is perfect for anyone that barely knows how to turn on a light switch.

Bob - "What computer should I buy"
Sam - "What is the square root of four"
Bob - "I don't know"
Sam - " Buy an Apple Computer"

by jimmy_the_geek April 20, 2011

Apple Aids

A popular mixed drink consisting of apple cider and Goldschläger.

Some girl gave me apple aids at a party; it was amazing.

by Frederick Pompernickelson August 9, 2010

Apple Throw

A term used by men to describe the horrible condition a woman's teeth are in, indicating that an apple thrown at her face would stick to it.

Guy 1: "So did that girl go down on you last night?"

Guy 2: "Hell, no. Not with those teeth. She was an Apple Throw."

by Angelshark February 4, 2013

Apple Tucking

When you place/shove your nipple in someones butt.

My boyfriend and I are into apple tucking before sex.

by cs000119 April 23, 2009

apple core

To lay one down Teabag them ,while inserting the erect penis in said butthole of teabager.

josh is so nasty he tried pull apple core on me.

by Clayton T. July 22, 2007

dutch apple

this can be done by anyone as long as it involves two people, u start by inserting the index finger into the bumhole, work in your middle finger and so on with the ring and little finger, then the thumb gets involved, so u have to pyramid your hand to get the thumb in, once in the hand has to be forced past the threshold and once inside a fist is to be made, once your fist is form and turned into uppercut position, this is your apple, then with your other arm wrap it around their waist and pick them up, then thrust them with your apple untill they scream, what makes this dutch is u have a schmoke and a pancake afterwards

dutch apple dutch apple

by harris87 February 22, 2011

Fag Apple

a person who is a stupid loser and no other term of disgust can discribe them (ex. Dumbass, queer, fucker, bitch, whore, cunt, etc.)

Person 1: Dude that person is hard scoping with an intervention thermal
Person 2: yeah they are a total fag apple
(this is a call of duty reference)

by DCdistrict May 17, 2010