morning wood struggle

When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?

This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.

by RCtrlZ September 20, 2020

smiths wood academy

Smiths wood is full of slags who wanna be strippers at the age of 12 most girls skirt is up to there arse cheeks all boys simp over a teacher while the girls simp over a pe teacher

Smiths wood academy is a shit hole

by anonymous October 9, 2021

chop some wood

To chop some wood means to jack off.

I told the other guys, "Hey dudes - I gotta go chop some wood - wanna cum?"

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

evil wood goblin

an alpha male who turns into 'evil wood goblin' after consuming marijuana. this male is devilishly attractive and smells like sexual chocolate, a volcano of hotness but can suddenly become cold if hurt. impossible not to love as alpha or wood goblin.

'hey alpha hunter male, do you want to dance..NO I just want to sleep' right now I am evil wood goblin

by big bottom December 27, 2013

Tree Falls in the Woods

When an individual sexually pleasures him/herself in a room (usually a dorm room) with another person in it, but the other person doesn't know. Typically the person that doesn't know is asleep or drunk.

Girl 1: Hey roommate, if a tree falls in the woods but nobody hears it, does it really make a sound?
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml

by Mr.nj June 13, 2016

Tiger Woods Status

Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.

Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods Status.}

The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status

by Catdog12756 November 12, 2011

Tiger Woods Special

When you hit your head off something and have a golf ball sized bump.

"hey man wtf happened to you?"
-"I got blasted last night and hit my head"
"did you ever bro, you got a 100% legit Tiger Woods Special going on up there"

by Samsquanch21 December 20, 2009