window-licker 

window-licker

A person who is fully entrenched in their opinion, yet unable to find, analyze, or digest data. Brain activity minimul when digesting insane ideas in isolation. Native to the Covid era US, usually feeling most comfortable roaming the web for conspiracy theories to regurgitate. Sources of influence include Fox News, Alex Jones, and other far right influencers. Ranting is kept to minimum when no window is near. Windows, more specifically licking windows provides energy. Neurological scientific studies have shown window-lickers to have the brain activity and capacity of a retarded nutria.

Dude, I forgot my mask when I went to 7-11 so I put my shirt over my face. Got my shit and on the way out the girl who'd just cashed me mumbled while making awkward tweaker motions, "It's ok, I don't mind, its cool...oh its ok... you know. I don't mind, you can just use.. ya know, use your shirt." Confused with a smirk I walked out saying "ok cool." What the fuck bro! I can't tell if she was serious or another fucking window-licker jockin my style.

God damn, 9/11 wasn't done by the US government stop spreading that shit you fuckin' window-licker, . They did use it, what politician doesn't use everything to advance themselves.

window-licker by antivi (anti-villian) August 17, 2020

sticky window bus

the bus that retards ride in and the windows get sticky when they get bored and likc them

Ben:HI Lets ride on the sticky window bus it looks fun Holden: OK SURE

sticky window bus by MRbigpp May 2, 2009

pie in the window

prostitute displaying her wares

i was walking down the street in amsterdam, heard tap,tap,tap, turned and saw pie in the window

pie in the window by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Throw alicia out the window day 

Throwing alicia keys out a window

Hey alicia its throw alicia out the window day

Throw alicia out the window day by Arianexnona October 19, 2020

Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore 

Dr.Phil, you uncultured swine

Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore.

Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore by Dr.Phil(the cool one) July 20, 2022

Windowses 

Many Windows out of which XP is the only one worth using

Out of all the Windowses, ...

Windowses by fuctdwn September 24, 2011

jumped out the window

when you sneak out of a house that’s not your own. (you don’t necessarily have to jump out of a window)

sarah: “we were chilling and then hailey gets a call and jumped out the window”
gracie: “wait she snuck out of your house??”
sarah: “yeah i’m so pissed at her!!”

jumped out the window by mommydearest11 August 16, 2021