by Ellis August 22, 2004
The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.
Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!
Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!
Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
by brobbinso November 19, 2015
When a man, or woman, east out a woman's pussy and fingers her asshole at the same time, giving her double the pleasure.
I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".
by Raw Doggy May 10, 2010
Originates from reports of people under the influence of the drug known as bath salts eating people's faces.
1. Can be used as a threat.
2. Can be used as a compliment.
1. Can be used as a threat.
2. Can be used as a compliment.
1. Person A: I stole your cookie!
Person B: I'm going to eat your face!
2. He's so cute I'm gonna eat his face!
Person B: I'm going to eat your face!
2. He's so cute I'm gonna eat his face!
by Cathery August 27, 2012
1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.
2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.
2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.
Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.
by Tagz November 01, 2010
by Kaneisabottler February 07, 2022
A colloquialism expressing rejection of a person or idea based on it's merits. Usually in response to a disparaging remark, or as a derogatory characterization of the subject.
Well, you can eat a bag of dicks.
by hawleyal July 25, 2011