wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma December 21, 2013

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Grimace Shake

A milkshake that if you drink it,you will “die”,also they’re made of blueberries,raspberries/strawberries,vanilla ice cream,and milk,if it’s well blended,top it with whipped cream,it is the milkshake we celebrated on grimace’s 52nd birthday

Let’s try the Grimace Shake,happy birthday grimace!

by Some guy you never know about October 22, 2023

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