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phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023
mugGet the phantom jerkmug.

Jerk my load

When one individual intentionally does something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing that exact thing. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, a homie cant just walk in and steal your load.
I just bought the latest playstation which I was really looking forward to opening, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening The box without me! That bastard.
by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020
mugGet the Jerk my loadmug.

Jerking Off

The Action of brett doing business
“Stop jerking off right now brett!”
by Dinkleberry69420 June 24, 2022
mugGet the Jerking Offmug.

ethical jerk

where you jerk off to your partner’s media content and not to media content of other people.
yea bro i just had an ethical jerk to my girl
by lukeceline June 28, 2024
mugGet the ethical jerkmug.

Clean and jerk

Self-pleasuring in the shower.
-Do you need some time to yourself before we go?
-Nah, I got a clean and jerk in earlier.
by tch0rtle August 11, 2021
mugGet the Clean and jerkmug.

Jerk

One who attempts to sell a car when no car is really available for sale.
by Crinkles4 January 10, 2019
mugGet the Jerkmug.

Circle jerk

A meeting of 3 or more boys gathered in a circle stroking each other off
Brookshire, Chance and Will had a circle jerk after baseball practice.
by Lil Asian X April 15, 2019
mugGet the Circle jerkmug.

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