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Jordan

This man is sooooooo not slay. He is a jerk fr. You can here the lies in his voice when he says “I love you” like, how do you know that? He will come to your house and hang out with girls in your basement while your upstairs sleeping because you think you have a concussion. He will. Ask me how I know. He is a walking ick. Mr. crusty dusty busty musty like fr. Literally wrinkled forehead. He will leave on opened constantly, and bag two in one night. He is kind of slutty fr. But he’s literally so hot and I want him so bad.
I hate Jordan, but he can make out with me if he wants.
by Pisces6969 August 26, 2022
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Jordan

The definition of what everybody hates” -Richie
“Jordan stop bow spamming
by EYEGDYWGSTWUDVGSGSGSGWYDG September 3, 2021
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Jordan

This guy who loves boba and his favorite color is green. He is a very hard working guy and is very kind ig. They also typically watch anime and has a cat
: oh wow he was really nice

:yea that was Jordan
by This user July 6, 2022
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jordan

Jordan is the most amazing bestfriend anyone could ever ask for. Jordan will always be there for you. he is always making sure you're goof before them. Jordan has been through some rough stuff but all in all he is an amazing person. in most peoples eyes Jordan is considered a trouble maker. but when you get to know him he is the best, most amazing, kind, caring, and loving person out there. if you ever have the chance to be bestfriends with a Jordan. do it!! you will not regret it. - your bestfriend kaydin
wow Jordan is such an amazing person!
by watermelonapple May 23, 2019
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jordan

he's a boy who use to like Aya so much but not anymore but Aya was a very very cute and nice girl to him she was crying all night for Jordan is a handsome man but only with Aya if he was with other girls he would look like trash
Jordan is only cute and handsome with AYA
by kerime June 16, 2021
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Jordan the squirrel

Jordan the squirrel

a youtuber with over 200 subs
Did you guys watch Jordan the squirrels new video.
by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018
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jordan vallee

Has very large penis always is down to get high and have sex, everybody needs a Jordan Valle in there life.
Jordan Vallee a most honourable person.
by Jacob half December 18, 2015
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