Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.
by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023

Person 1:"I'm an alien, I mean what"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet
Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet
Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
by Julieeann March 16, 2016

by faZe._XxurmumXx._ May 12, 2021

When you tell one, others are SUPPOSED to laugh -sometimes even yourself. But for some reason this is very often not the case.
Dad-jokes are just bad and for some teenagers embarrassing.
Mom-jokes are completely made up and when you get them they’re just as bad, but you get kinda excited for getting the pun of something that wasn’t necessarily understandable.
Dad-jokes are just bad and for some teenagers embarrassing.
Mom-jokes are completely made up and when you get them they’re just as bad, but you get kinda excited for getting the pun of something that wasn’t necessarily understandable.
by fia.m.felmy November 20, 2021

by AlexGay December 20, 2021

A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.
by AnonyHottiemous May 12, 2023

Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
by b e e n u s May 20, 2025
