Spungus

The most beautiful leaf on a plant

"That leaf definitely is the spungus of the tree!"

by Terryeatzcrayonz July 18, 2025

Spunky Lee

A man who has blue hair and doesn’t care

Hey there’s spunky Lee who lives in Margate

by John Knowles July 30, 2025

SpunkGurt

The act of pleasuring yourself with a sock and savoring the outcome similar to indulging in a GoGurt.

Damn did you see that guys SpunkGurt I’d like to try that

by Psychwardvibes September 13, 2025

SpunkGurt

(noun)
/ˈspʌŋkˌɡɜrt/
1. Semen consumed through a sock, squeezed out in a manner reminiscent of eating a Go-Gurt tube.
2. By extension, any grotesque or improvised method of ingesting bodily fluids via cloth filtration.

Etymology: Derived from spunk (archaic slang for semen) and Go-Gurt (trademarked yogurt product designed for squeeze-consumption

I thought I’d seen it all on the psych ward, until the day a man invented the SpunkGurt.

by PoliteMoose September 13, 2025

Spunch

Spunch is a term to refer to any unintelligent or dumb person. In other words, a spunch is a stupid person. The term was coined in 2025 by an unknown person.

It is vaguely inspired by the meme "Spunch Bob" which is a misspelling of SpongeBob.

"That guy is being such a spunch."

by skibidi rizzler but better September 14, 2025

Spunkle

Spunkle is a piece of ass hair that can be controlled or indeed, eventually controls its owner. Similar in it’s methodology to venom.

My pal has his Spunkle shaved so it doesn’t take control.

by Mr sloops October 12, 2025

Spunk in the Munk and Chunk

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female in the vagina. The man then ejaculates into the vagina, and then immediately vomits afterwards.

Man i was pounding this girls monkey soo hard and couldn't control it so i busted inside of her. I felt so sick afterward and barfed in the garbage can. I gave her the ole Spunk in the Munk and Chunk . "That will be hard to explain to her parents at the family reunion," said David.

by BobbyIsTallerAndBetter October 29, 2025