Tiger shark

The absolute best, BEST animal ever to live.

Jake: Hey, look at that tiger shark!
Joe: Wow!
Jimmy: Sheeeesh

by tiqer May 7, 2023

wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.

Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick

by FattyBizkits May 11, 2023

Thirsty shark

When a man travels to a tropical place and discovers a deep sexual desire for another man or group of men. A Thirsty shark is often associated with a straight male turned twink.

My friend Tyler is a Thirsty Shark.

by Trevor Johnson May 16, 2023

Baby shark

Very similar in many ways to a turtles head but much more aggressive.

Let me I the bathroom it's no longer a turtles head it's formed a baby shark. Oh no......

by Bigfella74 July 5, 2023

Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks

Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Frilled shark friday

National holiday every Friday celebrating Frilled sharks

Matt: Yo what day is it?
Frank: Its frilled shark friday dawg

Matt: HELL YEAH

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Silky shark sunday

A national holiday every sunday celebrating silky sharks

Tom: What day is it?

Edd: Silky shark sunday

Tom: OH NO

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023