happy paper

as used in e.g. the Philippines for celebration wrapping-paper that promises so much at birthday and Christmas, to be eagerly torn off..

' This is the family Christmas morning ? The kids all back in their rooms and the Christmas tree surrounded by torn-up happy paper...?'

by mikroth February 2, 2009

toilet paper money

code word for Crack money

"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"

by bri_nic23 June 12, 2009

crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper

My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.

by grandmnasterB December 22, 2009

fly papered

When a girl you have fucked rolls over onto the wet spot of the bed and gets stuck to the sheets, preferably on her back.

She was so fly papered after I pushed her into my puddle of spooge last night.

by All The Daddy's Men October 10, 2010

Toilet Paper Monster

A creature believed to be of Lebanese and/or Italian descent. If you go to the toilet and find that the lid to the toilet is shut and the toilet paper is attatched to the roll and pulled to the floor forming a little pile of toilet paper, the toilet paper monster has struck! When the T.P.M is angry, it has been known to leave a trail of toilet paper around the house.

Istvan; "Hey danny, why is there a trail of toilet paper from your bathroom to your fridge?"

Danny; "Don't worry mate, it's just the toilet paper monster"

Istvan; "Why is all the cheese gona from your fridge?"

Danny; "Don't, looks like the T.P.M likes cheeeeese!!!"

by Yew :-) August 21, 2011

SWEET PAPER

Cash you made from workin your hoes

Hoe! Gimme dat sweet paper

by Anthonyawesome October 6, 2013

Trade Paperback

A book of collected comics. The difference between a trade paperback and a graphic novel is that the graphic novels come out as stand-alone books, whereas trade paperbacks come out as comics first and then are collected as trade paperbacks.

I love the New 52 Batman Court of Owls trade paperback that I got at the comic book store today!

by ComicBookFacts May 6, 2014