Computer Ninja 

The Ninja and a computer virus have many in common.

-Ninja from feudal ages of Japan disguised there selves as Merchants, Geisha, Travellers, Farmers anything that would make them look harmless to blend in or any disguised like Geisha, Priests, Musicians that would make it easy for them to get in to an enemy castles

-A computer virus disguised itself as a normal program or a fake antivirus like Security Shield to make itself look harmless to blend in or diguised as an add from the internet to make it easy for them to get in to a your computer

-A Shogun (War general) would send a ninja to steel important information like battle plans or assassinate enemy Shoguns

-A Hacker would send a virus to steel important information or destroy your computer

-The ninja powned the samurai using stealth tactics same with the computer virus powning crap Fire walls or crap anti viruses like MacAfee, Norton, Avast, etc. I know from experience don’t hate me…Samurai were equivalent to crap anti viruses so when a samurai tries to protect/guarded his Shogun, chances of a samurai were 2/10 against a ninja

-The only thing strong enough to protect a shogun from a ninja was another ninja so back then Tokogawa the shogun used them as Body guards disguised as his gardeners.

-AVG is equivalent to Tokogawa's ninjas. If you need to defend yourself against computer ninjas get AVG it's free, search it up.

Example:

Dude1: Hey dude im under attack by a computer ninja, But I Have Avast though Im saved

Dude2:Hahahahahaha!!!

Dude1:????

Dude2:dude your dealing with a NINJA! Its a freaking Ninja!!!

Dude1:n?

Dude2:I used to have avast it couldnt even remove a worm. Only a ninja can beat a ninja, Get AVG

Computer Ninja by WayOfDaShadowarrior March 11, 2012

secret ninja society 

The acronym for SNS. there have been blogs and chat forums about weather they really exist or not. There websites say that there Ninjutsu is far to advanced than a normal ninjutsu dojo.I've bought there stuff and listend to there audio. What they were teaching were not advanced ninjutsu or banned ninja secrets as they have said in there website, it turns out it was only normal martial consepts which you would learn in an ordinary ninjutsu dojo. The stuff in the list that they said were baned weren't banned techniques.

Its up to you to believe weather the secret ninja society exists. but in my point of view the last ninja is Toshitsugu Takamatsu the grandmaster of Ninjutsu and the teacher of Masake Hatsume. He is the bloodline of the ninja in Segoku Era

secret ninja society by shimaru October 20, 2012

monkey-pirate-ninja 

the coolest animal ever mixed with a swash-buckeling maritime pillager mixed with a master of the dark and secertive arts of the ninja.

that monkey-pirate-ninja just PWNED u.

monkey-pirate-ninja by emoslayer666 May 23, 2008

Super-wicked-Ninja-cool 

1: something awesome that is at the same time not awesome.

2:Something Spiffy that is to be collected

3: a way of describing Chuck Norris

4: Something that is dangerous but is likely to be done anyways

1 When Jill tossed the bottle of hairspray into the fire the blast was Super-Wicked-Ninja-cool as it got us kicked out

1 when jack farted i couldn't breathe but it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool as his sister passed out

2 Didja see that Mustange? it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool

3 Chuck Norris is Super-wicked-Ninja-cool

4 it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool when Tommy jumped on that wild bull and rode him across the field

Super-wicked-Ninja-cool by Levian July 23, 2009

Ninja Kitten 

When the kittens are young and ripe, few are chosen to begin intense training cycles. Within months, they are ready to become the ultimate: Ninja Cats.

New Born Kitten 1: Hey New Born Kitten 2, what's the point of life?
New Born Kitten 2: To become A Ninja Kitten, young one.

Ninja Kitten by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006

Ninja Carrot 

A Ninja Carrot is a hybrid version of a carrot, completely invisible to the naked eye when it wants to be, it is rediculously good at slaying everyone, ranging from nubs to pros, with its weapon of choice, either the Ak-47 or the Sako. Ninja Carrots are never known to die, they merely fall in battle, their nutrients leak into the soil, along with their memories, and are fully grown again in a matter of seconds. You cannot see this however, because when they come back, they are in full alert mode and turn invisible. Also, You cannot shoot down a Ninja Carrot, because they have no organs. you have to blow them up with a grenade, Which henders him from growing back, for a moment. If they are injured, they merely attach themselves to any patch of soil rich in nutrients, and re-grow parts that were injured during the fighting.

Holy Shit! That Ninja Carrot is picking us off with his eyes closed!

Ninja Carrot says, "The last thing you will see is my Muzzle flash."

Ninja Carrot by Joe Carrot August 17, 2009

ninjagasm 

when a ninja comes into your house at 2:45 am while your sleeping and sticks his penis into your left ear and cums out your right ear and that he eats all you your grandma's soup.

"Man! I think I had a ninjagasm last night! I woke up with some sticky stuff coming out of my right ear and all of my grandma's soup was gone!

ninjagasm by ciaraiswhore June 12, 2011