Typically during Thanksgiving, take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of Turkey fat and immediately go
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out
Brother: Dude, do the turkey shot bet u wont lmao
Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!
Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!
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