dance machine

purple kiss. just purple kiss.

purple kiss are such dance machines, they’re amazing dancers!!!!

by im obsessed w daniel gillies October 2, 2021

Machin

A machin is when somebody acts like Jonathon Machin

You machin, you fucked her with a cocktail sausage.

by Tommy282919292 July 6, 2019

Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.

Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.

by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022

soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

by Lal November 9, 2018

Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine

A thing that is a machine; it powers up every coin inserted. That machine will unleash the FG Punishment and will summon Garrett and his friends, JTOH difficulties, JJT difficulties, Logos, Klasky csupo effects, FG Numbers, and Googology Numbers. It even has Geometry dash difficulties.

Bernat: I'm powering up the Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine since Richard keeps offending Fictional Googology.
Richard: What-
Bernat: *Inserts 1.708e+29 coins*
Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine: 1.708e+29
Richard: Uh oh.

by BernatJp2022 February 23, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name Manuel Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name Manuel Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name Manuel Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023