Jacob Low

An incredibly funny person who is so funny and cool that he can make you laugh by just looking at you.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.

Micheal: "Hey Jacob Low, what does a machine gun sound like?"
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."

by ChubbinIsAGod April 30, 2019

Battery Low

the message im being hit with so see ya later bro

Battery Low, can't talk.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Lowe

A stupid ass man

Oh you are such a Lowe

by Bästa bilarna finns på blocket September 21, 2020

muffed-up low-bag

"Fucked-up hoe-bag" as censored by FXM when they air 'The Descendants'

Alexandra King: "Hey, Scottie! Raina's a muffed-up low-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys!"

by Deviant and Shaven March 18, 2014

Low Vibes

A feeling that only applies to a tool named Danny. This feeling is brought on when someone doesn’t do what Danny wants to makes his day more fun.

Antonym of “low vibes”: Doing whatever Danny asks.

Danny: Hey man wanna go to a festival and dress up as husband and wife? We can kiss in public. Wouldn’t that be magnificently brilliant? We would get soooo much pussy bro.

Danny’s friend: No sorry I have to go to work that day.

Danny: wow bro “Low Vibes”

by Kingbummblenuts January 12, 2024

low commotion

A "hushed hullabaloo" response from a crowd of amazed onlookers when witnessing da movement of a creature or machine from one locale to another.

Maybe a group of observers watching a newly-unveiled conveyance-contraption proceeding forwards and/or backwards would indeed start out responding with merely a "low commotion", but soon they would likely give a rousing cheer and really start noisily jumping up and down in gleeful excitement.

by QuacksO March 14, 2024

Shit Low

When in the bid process for services, your bid is the lowest bid out of all the bidders by a wide margin and is most likely missing scope and you most likely have to honor your bid

Our bid for the work was shit low.

by anonymous June 8, 2022