Johnny

Johnny
noun
/jon-ee/

1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.

2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.

3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”

Guy 1: Hey, some black thing showed up while I was doing a titration

Guy 2: You pulled a Johnny

by The Anti-Johnny April 23, 2025

Johnny Sins

Tall (6’2"), handsome, bald and blue eyed, European-American businessman, entrepreneur, model, adult film actor, director, doctor, teacher, plumber, astronaut, Youtuber, content creator, and social media personality. Johnny Sins is from the "Keystone State" of Pennsylvania. Johnny Sins is one of the most popular performers in the adult entertainment industry of the 21st Century. Johnny made his debut in the industry in 2006. Since that time, he has worked with top production companies and studios including Brazzers and Naughty America. With an athletically-built 200 pounds frame. It is said, he maintains a consistent fitness regimen which is proof of his chiseled physique and helps keep his performance quality always top-notch. He has filmed with the industries most popular performers, including Lisa Ann, Adriana Chechik, Alexis Texas, Alanah Rae, Abigail Mac, Abella Danger, Alektra Blue, Alexis Monroe and many other lovely on-screen co-stars. He has been a multiple-time AVN Award and XRCO Award nominee. Johnny also is a co-winner of the 2016 XBiz Award for "Best Scene in a Vignette Release" in Brazzers's Let's Play Doctor (2015).

White queens and ebonies love Johnny Sins’ BWC.

by European-American king February 23, 2026

Johnny Bartolo

From pocketing to being an overall bjitment jhonny say hello to bartolo.

Why would u.. bjit JOHNNY BARTOLO

by Jahronphonium August 28, 2025

Johnny swindon

A very sexy man that loves his bald hair

Johnny Swindon runs his head whilst being a baldy fudge packer

by Johnny swindon September 8, 2025

Johnny Slaughter

Wife material, the typa guy u want to marry

Oh god you're such a Johnny Slaughter. .

by johnnysleftasscheen June 7, 2025

Johnny Nashville

When you leave a Urinal Brownie in the bathroom on the third floor of the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, TN.

The only stall was occupied during our tour so I pulled a Johnny Nashville and rolled out.

by CowboyJohnnyH November 6, 2025

Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.

Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!

by anonymous November 13, 2025