Yellow zoned

People who are immune to high levels of radiation.

Bro, I'm finally yellow zoned. I can take my date to Chernobyl.

by yellowzoned April 22, 2020

Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.

Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on

by anonymous December 2, 2021

Exclusion Zone

When you take a shit at 1:23 AM after eating your left over burrito from Chipotle, all seems well until out of nowhere your anus explodes with flatulence which is so powerful that your ass has a burning sensation and causes the restroom to smell like ass along with shit stains which take months to clean up, hence the name. exclusion zone

"Damn, that restroom is like Chernobyl, we need an Exclusion Zone around the perimeter of the restroom like the abandoned city of Pripyat. The restroom isn't going to be habitable for many many years. "

by Allosaurus Boi July 15, 2019

Swing zone

The space between the bottom half of a glory hole and your ball sack.

Dude the glory hole at Starbucks had some epic swing zone. Didn't bruise my balls at all this week.

by Chesney2k December 12, 2020

dyson zone

When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.

the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 28, 2025

Thug Zone

1. Maximum security prison within the Gringolandia universe… you just had to be there

2. A psychedelic dream land where you might meet Jesus Christ himself. We all wanna be in the thug zone🧖🏻 ♂️

Texting from the thug zone rn🧖🏻 ♂️🍃🍄
You’re getting sent to the thug zone after that one 🤫🧏 ♂️

by Lennitth April 10, 2024

zoned

Placing a male or female who has feelings for you in a particular group of affiliations eg friend, brother, sister or best friend

She brother zoned me !!!

by Pigin October 22, 2019