funeral ham

A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies

"Eww we're having a funeral ham"

by p0larizedun July 9, 2016

Flubbery Ham Chicken

When first watching the movie Flubber you get oddly turned on to go find the babe to get down and dirty. When you're going down you start going in raw but when finishing up you pull out and that sucka is as hot as ham.

"When Daisy and I watched Flubber we participated in Flubbery Ham Chicken."

by Swastles January 5, 2017

Reverse ham slide

When a girl is doing reverse cowgirl, and puts her face in the bed, and slides back and forth on the cock without bouncing.

I love it when my girl reverse ham slides in the sack.

by Bill Rob March 25, 2017

Goblin Ham

A word for a totally nasty looking/smelling pussy.

Tim: Man I was fuckin' Tif so hard last night, too bad she had a god damn goblin ham.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.

by Deanasawr2 October 7, 2017

Fried ham sandwich

Madison, Wisconsin slang for a huge, pink penis

I need a fried ham sandwich in my mouth now

by MB2012 November 16, 2018

Ms Ham

Rachel Huffman, but we all know her as Ms. Ham. Known throughout as the greatest teacher to ever teach at Langston Charter Middle. She might have taught English, but more importantly she taught us life lessons, skills, and girl advise to a class of 8th grade boys that desperately needed it. Might be a bit of a grammar natzi at times but it’s kinda her job to. In a school of all of bland teachers and not so fun times (*COUGH*HORRIBLE) she might have been the one redeeming thing about that place and be the class we waited for all day to come. She might have her rough days but you really can’t blame her considering who she has to put up with all day everyday. She showed us that teachers really can care about their students and have fun teaching, a quality not many teachers do have. Retiring in 2019 she will leave a legacy as the greatest teacher to every teach in LCMS

Ex: Ms Ham is the best teacher

by Former lcms student June 26, 2019

All ham no turkey

“All ham no turkey” is a street phrase, to put it simple ham is good turkey is bad and is usually used to describe someone or anction.

“Ya all turkey no ham get outta here wuss puss”
“Damn Billy ya all ham no turkey 🚫🧢”
*gets rejected*, “Thats aight ya all turkey no ham anyway”
“LMAO that day was fun as hell all ham no turkey Fede”

by Streetterm April 19, 2019