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confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.
Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.
by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016
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alex fish

A strange person with a fake sounding British accent that has 0 chill. Alex Fish can usually be spotted laughing at the music teachers corny jokes or being roasted by his peers. He is a releative of Eugene and they can usually be spotted about who will wear the trench coat to school.
"Dude We were all roasting Alex Fish in science and in the middle of the roast he told us he way bi!"
by IGotAutism March 1, 2017
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funny fish

The Ichthyosaur from the video game series Half-Life.

It has earned its nickname from Half-Life 1, in which the player encounters it.

During the encounter, some people have said it looks funny, possibly due to its strange expression, erratic movement, and tiny hands compared to the giant mouth.
Friend 1: Hey, did you play the hit new game Half-Life today?
Friend 2: Yeah, of course, I saw the funny fish too!
Friend 1: Yeah, it's really funny!
by GustavsGobis March 12, 2021
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Throwing away the fish

Going bankrupt, being out of money. Being poor, not having any money.
Losing at a game.
Derived from Nintendo Monopoly. When you lose or "go bankrupt" you see an image of the Monopoly man in front of a trash can with a fish bone in his hand. Looks like he is throwing away the fish, when I think he is actually meant to be picking from the trash.
I'd love to go out tonight but I am throwing away the fish.
I really want to buy that bike, but I really threw away the fish this week.
I really threw out the fish on that one.
by Jimbers July 17, 2007
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Time Warp Fish

A totally amazing fish that can alter time and is mostly found on the front page of math text books for some odd reasons.
"Hey man what's with the fish? Why is it on my text book?"
TIME WARP FISH!
by Zebra Zagels July 22, 2009
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call the fish on the phone

A fishing technique where an old hand crank telephone has it's wires cut and in the water. When the fisherman turns the crank, the wires electrify the water and makes the fish rise to the surface. Use of this technique is highly illegal and extremely dangerous.
My friend: Hey boss the fish ain't biting.
Me: Looks like we're gonna have to call the fish on the phone!
My friend: What is that?
Me: I'm gonna put these cables in the water and turn the crank.

Moments later

My friend: What the f*ck? The fish are rising!
Me: All you have to do now is scoop them up with a net!
by CountryFriedGoods December 8, 2010
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Drinking like a fish out of water

Consuming large quantities of alcohol in order to feel comfortable in a place you don't belong.
"I didn't want to be there. So I started drinking like a fish out of water"
by spinetrolley December 28, 2015
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