February 15 

National no valentine day

February 15 is for people who didn't have a valentine on Valentines Day

February 15 by isuckballs69 February 10, 2022

February 13

the most beautiful boy/girl was born on this day. they are kind, caring, funny, smart, and super supportive. they can turn your frown upside down instantly. they are easy to hang around and become friends with, love to read and write, and get along with people that treat them right. this person is upfront and honest and isnt afraid to hold back how they're feeling.

Girl 1: "Do you know Mena Suvari? She's so cool!
Girl 2: Yeah, she was born on February 13th.

February 13 by bookbrains February 10, 2022

February 22

national slap your teacher day.

February 22 is the day you can slap your teacher silly and get away with it

February 22 by crispy.poop February 10, 2022

February 14 

Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”

Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*

February 14 by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February 14 

Women slap
We beat

Bratty girl: *exists*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14

Get ready

February 14 by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times 

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times by No.1alnino February 11, 2022

February 21

slap your tall friend on the head day

short: AYO get on my level
tall: why

Short: it’s February 21 I get to slap you in the face
tall: oh shit is it

February 21 by annafrankshideandseekclub February 11, 2022