someone who finds people on facebook that they may or may not know and checks their wall photos and outer information t find out stuff about them
by FacebookStalkerWatchesYou November 16, 2011
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Posting photos of themselves posing with others and "having lots of fun!"
They look totally staged for the benefit of....Facebook?
A ploy that is used by people who have no ACTUAL life, and feel they must 'pose' as someone who has one.
Posting photos of themselves posing with others and "having lots of fun!"
They look totally staged for the benefit of....Facebook?
A ploy that is used by people who have no ACTUAL life, and feel they must 'pose' as someone who has one.
TED: Does your brother ever leave the house, dude?
NED: Naw...mostly he just updates his "FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)".
NED: Naw...mostly he just updates his "FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)".
by BIG.dEb.GLES September 26, 2011
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1. Adding your Spouse on Facebook as "Married"
2. Adding your boyfriend or girlfriend on facebook as "married" instead of "in a relationship with", popular with younger users.
3. Making your relationship status on facebook married to a close friend, or as a dare.
2. Adding your boyfriend or girlfriend on facebook as "married" instead of "in a relationship with", popular with younger users.
3. Making your relationship status on facebook married to a close friend, or as a dare.
1. I need to facebook marry my wife on facebook, she just made one.
2. Joe and Kim got married?!?! What did I miss?
Nah dude, they're just facebook married.
3. My boyfriend broke up with me, marry be on facebook pretty please =)
3rd Person to like this status I will marry on facebook!
2. Joe and Kim got married?!?! What did I miss?
Nah dude, they're just facebook married.
3. My boyfriend broke up with me, marry be on facebook pretty please =)
3rd Person to like this status I will marry on facebook!
by facebookmarriagecounseler April 7, 2011
Get the Facebook Marry mug.Facebook Epidemic: Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose at least 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.(Or I just literally tagged randoms eventually) (To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)
by cmakk January 30, 2009
Get the facebook epidemic mug.Just the old school MySpace all over again. All the freaks just moved to Facebook. Even Tom is watching (Mark Zuckerberg claims he runs the site, but for all practical purposes it is Tom) you on Facebook and he probably has more Facebook friends than MySpace friends. Back then, MySpace used to be the "bad" site and Facebook was the "good" site. Then it flipped all over. Right now on Facebook you just see a bunch of annoying 14 -18 year old emo/gangsta girls whining about how their life sucks and whoring themselve to get more likes, because they want people to pay attention to them. It is also cool to be bisexual on there too and to be Engaged to your best friend and have your brothas your actual brothas. And don't forget these pedophiles on there that claim you are your parents so they can stalk and rape these 14-18 year old emo girls. They think they are using it for "work connections" but they are more being pedophiles.
by Kyle 230 August 16, 2010
Get the Facebook mug.The situation an individual finds themself in as the result of something posted on facebook. Results can be so extreme that said individual would often rather be dead than deal with the consequences.
Mike: The idiot Jim posted a pic of me half naked bonging a beer at his party last Saturday.
Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?
Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.
Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?
Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.
by jinxychill August 30, 2010
Get the facebook fucked mug.Marking your territory by making it obvious on their facebook wall that you hooked up with him or her
Jan: So who is this girl that you sucked face with last night?
Dick: What are you talking about?
Jan: Don't eff with me, she Facebook Hickey'd you and let the entire world know.
Dick: Damn....
Eric: Joe, you better check your profile on facebook and erase what Kelly said about you before the rest of your girls read it.
Joe: What are you talking about?
Eric: Kelly thank'd you for a great time last night.
Joe: Awe shit, that could ruin my dating career. I hate the facebook hickey.
Dick: What are you talking about?
Jan: Don't eff with me, she Facebook Hickey'd you and let the entire world know.
Dick: Damn....
Eric: Joe, you better check your profile on facebook and erase what Kelly said about you before the rest of your girls read it.
Joe: What are you talking about?
Eric: Kelly thank'd you for a great time last night.
Joe: Awe shit, that could ruin my dating career. I hate the facebook hickey.
by ktespo July 3, 2009
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