when a disgusting, sand and vomit colored substance fills one or both ears of a person. This person tends to become more and more irritable as more and more people go "eeew what the fuck is in your ear!"

Innocent Bystander: EWWWW Tofu what the fuck is in your ear!
Tofu: Fuck off! Im good at baseball... i think
Innocent Bystander: You dont have to be a bitch just cause your crusteared, asshole

crusteared by Frothman January 12, 2010

Get merch

crustiofibrosis

A very rare skin disease in which secretions formulate forming a crust around the anal tunnel. If ointment is not regularly added daily, the person will experience severe pain.

Damn, imagine being attached ass-to-mouth like in the Human Centipede with Darryl? That kid has crustiofibrosis.. Not chill

crustiofibrosis by MegMandu February 20, 2011

Get merch

Crust Dodger

Someone who doesnt eat the crusts of sandwiches and therefore cannot be trusted.

That guy is a total crust dodger, dont leave me with him

I met a guy last night who said he was an anaesthetist, but he was a massive crust dodger so i'm not buying it.

Crust Dodger by beautifulfoxwithpinkshoes March 6, 2011

Get merch