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double-springs cleanse

A procedure for cleaning oneself so as to smell extremely good. While in the shower, clean yourself with Irish Springs bar soap, Original Scent. Rinse, and then apply Irish Springs body wash. Rinse. Perform your regular drying procedure...like, with a towel or something. You should end up smelling fresh. Trust me, it works. I'm a doctor.
"Oh, man, you smell great!"
"Thanks! I used the double-springs cleanse."
by Creggle Weggles August 21, 2011
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clean

the state you are in when you are being drug tested
stoner 1: hey man do you wanna smoke these dank ass buds with me?
stoner 2: man, i wish i could, but im clean. my parents drug test me.
by wittyname January 16, 2010
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Clean Break

When you're taking a poop and you're so dehydrated you don't even have to wipe.
"Dude! No need for toilet paper. I had a clean break!"
by Titan2014 April 29, 2014
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clean up in this hoe

This clearly means to spray windex into your hoe after anal sex. Gotta keep those hoes streak free!
After anal sex, I clean up in this hoe. Now I need more windex.
by Amerin November 14, 2007
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Surging A Head Clean Off

When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.
Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.
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clean-shaven

What men of LOW to NO levels of integrity, education, ethics, morals, values, virtues, etc. ask women on the first date or in a first job interview to qualify them as a trashy golddigger or "Monica Lewinski" future pleasure pal?... AND to see if they shave their pussy (vagina).
"So, Crystal, (with a drink in your hand if you're in a bar)... are you clean-shaven?"

A "yes" response usually results in a second date or immediate rendezvous in the bathroom where ideally the man performs his version of the song, "Damn, I wish I was your Lover" amidst a spontaneous lighting of candles, breaking out of the whips and chains, followed by a triple penetration pleasure romp "Penis Patrick/Swinger Nikki/Zero Vero Style."

"So Pauletta, (with a cigar in one hand and jerking off your pathetic little cock under the desk (in the "Oral Executive/HR Office/Penthouse)... are you clean-shaven"?
A "yes" response usually results in an an immediate job offer (with financial compensation commensurate with results of an immediate skills assessment command performance "on your knees" TEST/JOB assignment" (including real-time elevated vocal/body language feedback).
by sightsinsights April 23, 2018
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College Clean

1. As close to clean as things ever get on college campuses. So many people use the same space in college that, no sooner than something is cleaned, it gets dirty again.
I feel sorry for the cleaning lady. No matter how many times a day she washes the windows the student's grubby fingerprints ensure that the windows are never more than college clean.
by BIllyoh! March 18, 2009
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