WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed

IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK

by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021

boner

erect penis

making out with his girlfriend gave him a boner

by Anonymous June 16, 2002

boner

When a lad gets an erection

Lad with boner : I've got a boner
Slag : so
Lad with boner : Well its not going to suck itself.

by saraH_CHICK July 31, 2009

snow boner

when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation

After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.

by mcdspanky5 December 7, 2009

Boner cola

A bottle of cola with a Viagra dropped into it

Thaddeus wanted to start his night off right with a boner cola

"Does this cola taste weird?" .. "No you idiot, that's a boner cola"

by jimmy daggggg November 6, 2012

Boner Alert

An warning given to someone who has laid their eyes upon someone attractive

I got a boner alert when I stared into the eyes of kbae

by Noel Knight October 23, 2019

fight boner

noun; when one is extremely pumped from being near, hearing about, or actually being in a fight. It is characterized by shaking from the build up of adrenaline, and the need to do something reckless. (not an actual boner)

Nick got a massive fight boner when he heard that his room mate got a beer bottle smashed off his face, and a southern comfort bottle off the back of his head, but still beat the shit outta three doods.

by vweeenuh schnitzel November 26, 2010