mongo baby

a person lacking most of thier mental capacities. retarded.

that mongo baby needs to learn how to drive

by cecisaurus October 13, 2006

Baby Kangaroo

When man has a boner and tries to hide it by tucking in the waistband of his pants only to have the head of his dick pop out of the waistband, resembling a baby kangaroo in its mother's pouch.

Last night at the club, a girl was grinding on me so hard she gave me a hard-on. I tried to hide it by tucking in my waistband but when my dickhead peaked out it looked like I was carrying a baby kangaroo.

by TheDuctchPalindrome February 16, 2014

Snot babies

When someone is performing fellatio and gets a load of cum in their mouth and then laughs shooting the cum out of their nose. i.e. like when someone shooting milk out there nose but with cum instead.

She was giving me a blowjob and right after I came she shot snot babies out of her nose.

by Brain in the Rain November 15, 2011

Rib the Baby

The act of masturbating after an incomplete sexual satisfaction session. In other words, masturbating after your lady stops pleasuring you right in the middle of the act.

Man 1: Dude my girlfriend just stopped blowing me halfway through!
Man 2: Whoa man what are you gonna do?
Man 1: Man, I'm gonna go Rib the Baby all over her pillowcase.

by Weaton Leemour December 15, 2008

shower baby

when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies

Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!

by jack master bates April 7, 2010

Lindbergh Baby

Murdered son of Charles Lindbergh. Murder unsolved for some time now.

It's been 71 fucking years and they STILL haven't found out who murdered the Lindbergh Baby yet.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

shrimped baby

A baby born out of shrimping. A man sucks deposited ejaculate out of a woman's rectum and redeposits the semen into her vagina to impregnate her.

You can't blame him entirley for his poor grades, I mean he was a shrimped baby.

by CJ Strokenoff November 13, 2007